Fie on't, fie!

Hear ye! These French burlap cut-offs, raiments not unlike thee, have been forged for the crucible of grim industry. Such a simple garment speaks to our lives' highest expression of meaning; constructed out of only the most coarse and unforgiving Parisian burlap. Indeed, mirth and merit bequithed unto the lot of us such noble and fitting a burden. All to say that these days, does anyone want to learn a thing or two from the French anyway?