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Issued Swedish Pajama Pants

As looks maxing goes mainstream, it's important to pay respect to the pioneers of Eugenics, the true students of Phrenology... Sweden. 

Judging by the stains we've discovered on these pants, the country's historic commitment to min/maxing its people's genetic makeup was a massive success. 

Grab a pair, sleep soundly in vestments of bodily mastery.  

As looks maxing goes mainstream, it's important to pay respect to the pioneers of Eugenics, the true students of Phrenology... Sweden. 

Judging by the stains we've discovered on these pants, the country's historic commitment to min/maxing its people's genetic makeup was a massive success. 

Grab a pair, sleep soundly in vestments of bodily mastery.  

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Issued Swedish Pajama Pants

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As looks maxing goes mainstream, it's important to pay respect to the pioneers of Eugenics, the true students of Phrenology... Sweden. 

Judging by the stains we've discovered on these pants, the country's historic commitment to min/maxing its people's genetic makeup was a massive success. 

Grab a pair, sleep soundly in vestments of bodily mastery.