Do you regret joining the philatelist community? Unlikely. Everyone knows stamp collections and nerding out over the operational/organizational subtleties of postal history is the furthest one can get from "scaring the hoes." 

We know you're probably too busy with your harem of chicks, but check one of these fleeces out when you have time. They're super warm and comfortable and were designed to the exact specifications of His Majesty's finest. 

 Used condition. Comes with two pockets, full-zip front.